Madonna

Madonna used to be hot. She always had a little horse in her. But it was good horse -- yes, that exists. But when she was Vouging, or writhing on a gondola singing about her virginity, it was the best. Hell, she could have looked like a prize mare for the Canadian Mounties, but if she was kissing Brittney, then Daddy likes. Problem is, as she got older, her horse got worse -- yes, that happens. Now Miss Kabbalah is too horsey. I don't care how much girl on girl kissing Mad-Rod she tries to bribe me with, her face now looks like one of those plastic coin operated hobby horses you find stationed outside of KMart.